We discussed cucumber salads, Matthew Perry, Keanu Reeves, Interview With The Vampire, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Meshell Ndegeocello and The Golden Bachelorette.

We review "His To Own" by Theodora Taylor

We say good-bye to The Acolyte tv show begrudgingly and gush over Interview With A Vampire TV Series. Mel tries to convince us to watch Cop Rock but we would rather watch Galavant and Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Special Guest, Sydette (@BlackAmazon), joins the crew to discuss X-Men 97

De’s pick, “Ruined: A Mafia Romance (Dark Hearts Book 1)” won the first Pitch War! 

If you want to vote in the next Pitch War, join our patreon!

This episode we discuss "A Court of Thorns and Roses", "Game of Thrones" versus "House of the Dragon", "Daisy Jones and the Six" and more books!

We discuss our Patreon Pitch War & Live stream get togethers! This episode we discuss TikTok and Booktok dramas.

The ladies immediately discuss possible spin-offs of Traditional Gamer Wife. We go from tv reviews to show ideas to scamming. Not sure where this episode going but we hope you enjoy the ride!

Your six favorite nerds are not here for this reimagining of Good Times. Not only is it chock full of stereotypes and tired tropes, it isn’t even remotely funny.

Melissa chats with Nicole Falls.

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What’s Rap Beef to a Senior Citizen Pastor?
We try to explain the Kendrick and Drake beef.

In this episode Melissa talks with one of her favorite romance authors, R.M. Virtues!

We thought we had topics this week but instead talk about food, casting Storm in new show called “Traditional Gamer Wife” and revisiting our love of N*Sync

Once again we have a very out there episode of Nerdgasm Noire for y’all. We talk about upcoming movies and shows we’re excited about seeing, why all of the rappers are up in arms, as well as deciding which nepo babies are keepable and which we could do without. Also Team Queer tries to recruit Jamie to their team. We just need Natasha Lyonne to also join the team.

This week we talk about the wildest choice for music in the trailer for children’s movies, The Grammys, Universal deciding to take all their music off TikTok, and we also expressed the need to teens to have safe spaces to be teens and not be harassed by adults. Remember Teen Clubs? Yeah the 90s/00s were a weird time.

On today’s episode we get into some of the KU reads that we hate to love, love to hate, and couldn’t even finish. These are the books that we wouldn’t dare share on our Goodreads and authors we’ll never read again. Be warned, a lot of these are VERY bad and some of the themes get pretty dark.

Let’s talk about the OSCARS! (And also movies in general)

In this episode we talk about what movies were nominated for Oscars, our first thoughts on The American Society of Magical Negroes and American fiction, and other movie related topics. Come check it out!

The ladies discuss when to use Auntie, Jonathan Majors interview, Katt Williams blowing up the internet and thick thighs saving lives (or taking them).

Mel and Maria discuss the book The Grim Reaper’s Lawyer by Mea Monique

Melissa & Maria are Sad Girls! They reminiscence on Andre Braugher (RIP Captain Holt) & the loss of Black celebrities. Chat about Christopher Pike's works & "In the Heat of the Night". JP joins to discuss the Cait Corain review bombing controversy and Elon gets roasted by his own AI!

Gabi Mosely has us. Shanola Hampton has us. Are we rooting for Sir or Trent? The answer is yes. We might have found our new Scandal and How to Get Away With Murder and Shonda isn’t even involved. Come listen!