Hey, if you’re not a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. If you ARE a monster-fucker, this episode might be a LOT. I’ll warn you it’s VERY gross. No forreal, it’s disgusting.

Melissa and Storm read Thick Beef by Layla Fae and decided this was going to be the first book on Smut Book Club that gets DNF’d (Did Not Finish).

This week we play another game of Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth and talk about Keith Lee and how someone is going to get their ass beat playing around with him. We also talk about Found, what constitutes lightskintedness, and go onto a lot of tangents that even we don’t really know what’s going on.

The ladies come up with a new game show, Guess Who’s Coming to Juneteenth, a show where we try see if we know who is Black or not. We also talk about the new Doctor Who and whether or not we are excited for it, or dreading it. Also, you know we’re going to talk about Will and Jada and how we actually don’t know as much about their relationship as we think. We define what 90s Fine is, though some of us disagree whether or not being 90s Fine makes you not fine in any other era.

Melissa talks about commercial jingle conspiracy theories, we find out that DayQuil and NightQuil actually don’t work, JP and De talk about Big Bad Con and attempt to get the rest of the crew excited about a game, and we try and end on a happy note (spoiler alert, it just ends weird).

On this episode of Nerdgasm Noire we talk about the potential end to the WGA strike, and what that might mean for some of the streaming services. We also talk about The Circle, a show that De is pretty sure is supposed to be a horror thriller, it just doesn’t know it yet. We also talk about the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce rumors. They also argue the deliciousness of fries on a burger.

Hey everybody,

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Smut Book Club’s Smut Book Club, a book club where me and Melissa read our long list of romance novels and talk about them in the only way we know how, messily. Melissa also shoots some ideas for the jingle for this particular podcast. It goes about as well as you think.

In this episode of Smut Book Club, Mel is joined by JP to talk about the book Office Hours by Katrina Jackson. They also talk about tropes that they do and don’t like in romance, and also the intrigue of foreign translated romances.

Melissa had a LOT of questions about Drew Barrymore and the WGA strike. We also talk about how EVERYONE used to have a talk show. We also talk about how Angelica Ross’ terrible experience with Ryan Murphy and Emma Roberts.

In this episode we talk about what constitutes tall (so that when Jamie becomes a dictator and shut down all the tall people), whether or not Storm is an enabler and what level of heat and weird we’re willing to deal with in a romance/erotica novel. This is a wild one, hope you enjoy it.

Melissa and De talk about some booktok drama and explain that there are certain boundaries you shouldn’t cross. Plus we talk a little bit about our Patreon Only Smut Book Club episodes that are coming soon!

This episode we discuss the Lizzo situation and congrats Jamie on her award at NABJ conference.. We reminisce on folding chairs and the days of livejounal, xanga, myspace and the list goes on

In this episode we talk about breadlosers, men being abusive (again), and Janelle Monae and Meghan Thee Stallion at Essence Fest. Come join the fun!

We discuss the lost OceanGate vessel, entertainment industry drama from actors going to trial for abusive behavior to showrunners who squander the talents of great actors for power trips. We have some fun talking about the shows we’re watching and what we’re looking forward to such as Good Omens season 2!

Melissa and De discuss the Under the Kilt series by Melissa Blue and some of their favorite romance tropes

In this special episode we attempt to explain what the WGA and SAG-AFTRA strike is, why it’s happening and how you can support.

We had to explain to Maria how The Rock wanted to be the Kevin Feige of DC. I know that's a lot of proper nouns, but bear with me. We also worked out the correct way to say House of Dragons.

We discussed actors who are accused of abuse, the Slow Death of Twitter and the many mistakes Netflix has made since the beginning of 2023.

The world of comic book movies/tv shows is ever expanding. Marvel's What If...? series started off with a bang and reminds us why Chadwick Boseman was one of the greatest to ever do it!

This month, Melissa speaks with the legendary romance author Beverly Jenkins!

We’ve been waiting to talk about Loki and finally it’s here!